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[Katan]

two things to say

1)why did the elevator say "OTIS"?
2) the ear that was cut off switched sides at one point

[Red Bull Short]

a couple things about red bull and some revews

1) the first time i had red bull it was during a camping trip with my boy scout troop....and it tasted like Fing piss!
2) red bull is a energy drink, hence the fact people say energy drinks are bad for you.................but that doens't stop me from drinking Monster and 5 Hour Energy Shots!

[When You Wish Upon A Star]

that had to hurt.........

uh, this is your captian speaking. if you look to your left, you will see a shooting star. witch in fact is a star burning in entry and screaming bloody murder...............................
...........Don't forget to make a wish!

[Bloody Sundae]

whyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

all she wanted was a blizzered but you turned her INTO a cheeseburger!............i wonder if she was vegetarian..............

[4 Swords Misadventures 6]

nice resident evil 4 refrence

when the girl said "oh you pervert!" its from resident evil 4 when you look up at ashies skirt

[-Last Resort-]

ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!

run away! it's got acid barf!!!!

[The Faun and the Nymph]

LOLZ facter 10

did any one else notice when the girl asked if going to a smaller tree first that the guy's eyes WANDERED DOWN A LITTLE BIT.....................

[Left 4 Speed 2]

L4D 2 is a awsome game

you did extremely well making fun of this shit. i loved the whole thing.
"Hey look. it's the Feller who masterbates all the time"

(cut to scene of masterbating)

[What would you do?!]

if i had amazng pwoers like that....

i would use my powers to control my bowls (I SUCK AT SPELLING< SO BITE ME!!!!!)

[Family Farm]

O.0

that was piont less. and i will ask.....................WHY???????